Cumlock Surprise

I was fooling around in a skinsuit, and my roommate got me to give him a blowjob while I looked like a hot chick... He suddenly came all over my face and I heard a CLICK!
“What was that click?!?” I screamed in my girlie voice, “Why does this skinsuit suddenly feel so REAL?!?”
“Haha! I knew you didn’t read the warnings, getting cum on the suit makes it permanently your skin. You’re stuck like that now! You’re a way hotter roommate like this anyway!”
“But I can’t stay like this! I’m a guy, no one will believe I’m me! What am I going to do?”
“I guess you can stay here with me, but you’re going to have to tell everyone you’re my new girlfriend. My ex left a lot of her clothes, you can wear her things, get a job at the club…”
“But your ex was a stripper!”
“You’re going to be hot on that pole!”