I Wish You Understood (Be careful with wishes)
Saturday, October 11, 2025
I was shaving the lady parts I shouldn't even have as my girlfriend lectured me with my old male voice, "Be careful on that landing strip! I may be stuck in your body, but I don’t want MY girlfriend showing off hair in YOUR bikini!"
I said sounding just like she used to, “I’ve been doing this for weeks since my wishes have misfired… I know how… I never know why it always took you so long to get ready but I do now…”
“Use that BeachyKeen shade on your nails, they’ll look fabulous in your slingbacks!”
“I wish you would’t say things like ‘look fabulous in my slingbacks’ in my voice. If I have to be you… you need to be more… ME!”
“Sure, I can act more like a guy… I don’t know what takes you girls so long, you’re hot already babe!”
“Ha… I never talked like that… but it’s nice you think I’m hot…”
“What do you mean you never talked like that? Come on, we’re going to be late!”
“Wait… oh shit… I said ‘I wish…’ ddn’t I? You’re so ‘more me’ you’re actually me aren’t you?”
“I know you spend a lot of time getting on being pretty but you don’t have to do crazy talk…”
“Shit… I really need to be careful how I word things…”