Done With Shaving (or am I?)
I thought I was DONE with shaving when I agreed to swap with her! I can’t believe how much work it is to keep myself ‘tidy’ down there! And my legs… and my armpits… and tweezing my eyebrows…
I hear her call into the bathroom in my voice, “Are you almost done in there? You’re such a GIRL these days!”
“You know this takes forever! I don’t want to scrape myself!”
“Now you know why I took so long in the bathroom in the morning! Don’t be late for YOUR cut and color at the salon today! But don’t worry, I booked a full WAXING for you next week. Won’t that be fun? Then you won’t have to shave for a month!”